IN MEMORABILLA OF THE CANADIAN CRUISE
RantI'M BACK FROM CRUIIISSINN'<3
IT WAS EPICLY EPIC. SO EPIC.
AND I MET A REALLY SEXY CREW. COMPOSED OF REALLY SEXY PEOPLE.
Like Maria who had the coolest accent , ( and hottest legs) everrr~
Rob, the asian-liking manwhore who was slightly disturbed by my apprication of big tits and ass. And his friend Ricky, the nice but severely awkward duuuddee.
Will, the most awesome blonde I've ever met in my lifetime (hands down)and his flattering apriciation for my sex and baby moans. Not to mention his YOUNGER brother John who blew my mind with the fact that he looks 5 years older ( and 5 inches taller) than Will, yet is 14. Four-fucking-teen. (If you can't tell, I'm still not over it)There was also Justin who had this cool dark mop attached to his head as an excuse for hair, along with his brother Adrian who loves to (sexually) touch people. constantly. lmfaoo~ AND OMFG. OMFG.
TIMMY<3 THE MOST AWESOME OUT OF ALL OF THEM AND WHOM I WILL FOREVER LOVE FOR DRAWING ME HOT GURO PORN THAT I WILL HANG ABOVE MY BED FOR THE SOLE REASON OF TOUCHING MYSELF TO AT NIGHT. HELLZ YEAH, BITCH. (I love that dude so much, no joke. and gave him my headphones as a parting gift for the jack-off worthy artz)He stole my boyfriend Jennifer (not that I mind
) who sang reallysupergood and should tottally persue her passion~ The three sisters Megan, Mellissa, And Courtney who look nothing alike, but are equal in levels of hothotawewesome. (especially the redheaded one who was being like, pushed into a threesome, and stood there like a stick 
)Maggie and Katie, Whose balls I will never forget for eating that disgusting looking (but rumored to be surprisingly yummy) concoction.
And the people I didn't really hang out with, but know and love.
Like Victoria, the awesome anthro artist -->
Tyrese/Tyrone; That kid who I can't tell if he hates me or likes me. Called me an asshole and then hung out with me and timmy the next day LMFAO.
The three...four...or six Matts and Chads (and a Josh) who I constantly said their names wrong and thus assigned them a random one of the three.
That chick in a backwards baseball cap with blonde hair who glared and called me a bitch every chance she got
. Her reactions to my presence always managed to make my day.Franny --->
And those two loud chicks who had an admirable cleavage size and screamed at Timmy for "DRAW ME A PICTURE OF MY NAMMMMMMMMMMEEEEE" [/spasm]
Um Um Um who elsee... OH! DJ, that kid who always wore funny shirts and that Evan (or whatever his name was) , the college bound dude who stole my 20 bucks and hates me
Cheers to that cruise full of 2 hour elevator rides, ordering a shitload of room service,cockblocks, cockteases, hookups, a bet that I actually won with thanks to Megan and all the guys who made gay passes at Rob. <3. Moon gazing, boredum, and "GET TO SECOND BASE! PUT YOUR HAND ON HER TITS. NAO NAO NAOOO"
Devious Comments
lolz thanks for mentioning me~
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ii like apples soo gimmie sum you idiot or ill call the cops on you for not giving me apples~
~holds out hand~ gimmie bitch!! O:<
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