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• Lixel: [CotGo/My general KH O.C HURWUT.]
• Proserpine: [Kuroshitsuji~]
• Natalia : [ACII]
• Aiko Wanashima: [Subarashiki kono Sekai/TWEWY]
• Nathan Harker: [Built To Kill~]
• Ark: [Down the Rabbit Hole]
• Axinthe: [KH]
3. Your angriest character?
Lixel
She has moodswings like WOAH. And a voice inside her head. Plus she's kind of pissed for being treated like a disposable cow. You'd be angry too if your favorite person tried to drown you, your coworkers are probably going to be out to kill you along with the large, shadowy mass that is your former boss trying to devour your essance. I know I would be.4. Your horniest?
LOL NATALIA. She's a courtesan after all and isn't ashamed of it at the least ;D
6. Your richest?
Celia~ She's a noblewoman and a daddy's girl
7. Your craziest?
Proserpine~ I mean, she's one of Satan's many hellspawn where daily life in the upper echelons demon hierarchy is a war in on itself. Added with the bit of a softspot she inherited from her mother, the Goddess of some shit she doesn't exactly remember she's not exactly going to be sane.
Who was...
1. Your first character?
Don't remember. Of the list though, it's probably Lixel~ I've had her long before CotGo days~
Your most recent character?
Natalia~ >w< I only created her when I was excited for the release of ACII~
List your characters, and three traits they each possess.
• Lixel: Snobbish. Blunt. Cynical.
• Proserpine: Apathetic. Cruel. Only sticks with people as long as they're amusing.
• Natalia: Does everything with an almost annoying flourish. Uses a fake, bubbly personality to attract customers. Is extremely tired of her lifestyle~
• Aiko Wanashima: Mellow~ Lowkey~ Fetish for food.
• Nathan Harker: Lives in the fast lane. Insincere. Smiles all the time but rarely means it.
• Ark: Heartless. Borderline Psychopath. Passive-agressive.
4. Out of all your characters, who is most like you?
Probobly Nathan as mean as it sounds. ) : I'm not a very nice person oh mai oh mai.
NOW ONTO THE MAIN INTERVIEW
1. How old are you?
• Lixel: -blinkblink- Err....Four to six years old? Go ask the master. Like fuck I know when I was born in a test tube. >___>
• Proserpine: 20 turns of the Viat dial...... so converting that to human years.... eight thousand three hundred fourty six years old?
• Natalia : If I do my job right and cake on enough kohl and powder, you'll never know. ;D
• Aiko Wanashima: 18 years old when I was ran through with a fire poker!
• Nathan Harker: 22.
• Ark: Twenty three~
• Axinthe: Lost count really. I think it was 21 when that large black dog bit me in two?
• 2. Do you have any bad habits?
• Lixel: Dedicated chain smoker and compulsive liar. Seriously, if nobodies can survive without hearts, why should I worry about the deterioration of other important human organs? Makes me wonder if stabbing a nobody in the chest would produce any effects.........Note to self; test theory on Dex.
• Proserpine: What the fuck do you think? I live in HELL. My dad is the mortal enemy of GOD. I have horns and a spikey tail growing out my ass; Do the fucking math, dumbass!
• Natalia: Aside from being a shameless whore and aiding the assassination attempts of many political figureheads? No, not really.
• Aiko Wanashima: Binge eating like woah.
• Nathan Harker: None that I can think of at the top of my head. I'm pretty much perfect, just so you know.
• Ark: I tend to go overboard designing my toys. I'll literally try and modify everything to induce some kind of bodily harm.
• Axinthe: I don't take anything seriously.
; 3. Are you a virgin?
• Lixel: -deadpan- No. Just ask Vadix.
• Proserpine: Oh Hell No. Demons, darling. We're kind of the epitome of sin and lust and all those icky things.
• Natalia: A virgin hooker. Now that's a new one, I should tell Maria to try it out as our brothel's new slogan. -snort-
• Aiko Wanashima: Y-YES. -COUGHCOUGHHACK-
• Nathan Harker: If I tell you no, will you still sleep with me?
• Ark: Er...Yeah. =w=
• Axinthe: Nope. :"D
4. Who is your mate/spouse?
• Lixel: -scratches head- Vadix, yeah? Though she probably hates me now for thinking her boss is an asshole.....and running away.....and all the borerline abuse......-coughcough-
• Proserpine: Jezebeth for now, but that smug bastard is as inconsistent as it gets. Expect this to change every two or so weeks.
• Natalia : Unfortunately my profession doesn't allow this. Your lower extremities are the only 'spouse' I'll be getting in this lifetime.
• Aiko Wanashima: No >___> Why would I want a silly thing like that?
• Nathan Harker: If you have two legs and I can look at you without excreting stomach acid; The positions definitely open~
• Ark: My workspace. Duh.
• Axinthe: If princess Elli would allow me to be so bold as to call her such.....
5. Killed anyone?
• Lixel: Mhmm~ Vadix tends to lecture me about the burnt flesh smell that's been coating my dresses lately but it's not my fault human fat is such a bitch to scrub off cotton!
• Proserpine: Believe it or not, No~ I only echo back agony into the damned souls down here, so I've never actually taken a life. =w= Ironic, right?
• Natalia : I don't like to, but if a customer ever gets to rowdy, I have no choice.
• Aiko Wanashima: Er...not technically. I mean, the players are already dead so....er....ugh. My head hurts.
• Nathan Harker: Oh heavens no. Totally. I mean, I'm only a hitman, y'know? the job that's kinda defined by killing people? Yeah. Never killed anyone.
• Ark: Oh yes of course<3
• Axinthe: In pure defense! Honest!
6. Hate anyone?
• Lixel: Axel. Pretty much everyone until they prove that they're not, infact, useless. Axel. The Master (Ugh. Would you honestly take a liking to someone who embeds a tracking chip into your SKIN that kind of fucks with your head everytime you step out of line?) Oh, by the way! Did I mention Axel?
• Proserpine: I don't think I have the emotional capacity for actual hate. Hate means getting attached. I only get pissed off. : o
• Natalia : Nope~ I'm a pretty chipper person.
• Aiko Wanashima: KONISHI. KONISHI. KONISHI. Forget being the iron maiden, She must have one stuck up her ass. -grumble-
• Nathan Harker: Nope~
• Ark: David. Krenthal. Fortunately he's rotting in the depths of hell at the moment, so no worries. : )
• Axinthe: You. ER I MEAN NO ONE. : D
8. Love anyone?
• Lixel: LOL NO.
• Proserpine: A select few of my siblings; Adramelech, Eurynome (though I do belive his little human pet calls him Sebastian now), Malphas, and Virvirna have earned my respect, as well as Our Lord Father of course.
• Natalia : Lady Maria is as close as a sister to me! She rescued me from dire circumstances and I could never hope to repay her kindess. That Auditore boy on the other hand.... figlio di puttana -mutter-
• Aiko Wanashima: Big man papa Yodai! How can you not love him? he bakes the cake to end all cakes.
• Nathan Harker: Nope~ Don't plan to either.
• Ark: Of course! Lucy and Illona<3 Lucy's a hand built shotgun from scratch and Illona is a modified Trench spike I designed and casted in my free time : )
• Axinthe: I would defend my lady to the death, mhm.
9. Ever slept in all day?
• Lixel: Back when we had all that downtime in the mansion? Oh yeeahhh. My internal clock was fucked up for weeks.
• Proserpine: We do not need sleep. It is nothing but a luxury, or so my brother boasts.
• Natalia: Once a month we get our day off from the brothel works~ It's a heavenly respite we enjø¥ thanks to lady maria~
• Aiko Wanashima: Only on the one-day lag time between work weeks~
• Nathan Harker: I haven't slept for more than 4 consecutive hours since I was 14.
• Ark: Yes~ Those days are the best, I must say~
• Axinthe: Not really ^^. Superior gives us the occasional vacation day, but it's way too boring just to snooze off, y'know?
10. Eye colour?
• Lixel: Gold~ (But Org! is green~)
• Proserpine: Red, Red, Red, Redder than the blood in your veins~
• Natalia : Green~
• Aiko Wanashima: Just your average brown. : )
• Ark: Blue~
• Axinthe: Green~
11. Hair colour?
Vittoria: Light brown
• Lixel: Jet black.
• Proserpine: Black : D
• Natalia : Orange-Red~
• Aiko Wanashima: Dark chestnut brown~
• Ark: Originally? Blonde. But It's darker than night now : )
• Axinthe: Dark Dark Brown to black~
12. Fat/Average/Slim or Built?
• Lixel: Slimmer than Slim. With the workouts the master bitches to us about, I'm surprised I don't look butch yet.
• Proserpine: With the ability to change shape at will? Usually a giant shadowy mass.
• Natalia : Skinny of course! You don't see, pardon my french, fat whores making much money now, do you?
• Aiko Wanashima: A bit on the big boned side~ Not exactly chubby, but you know you don't have a chance of knocking my ass down.
• Nathan Harker: Built. Those godamn targets aren't going to take themselves out, you know.
• Ark: Slim~ I couldn't do field work to save my life ) ;
• Axinthe: Build o' course. What kind of servant would I be if I couldn't defend my employers?
16. What do you do to relax?
• Lixel: Smoke until I run out of cancer sticks. That's around 4 cartons at medium stress levels? I suppose I tend to call the ditz over if I'm in the mood for a less self-destructing method, but that's less frequently used.
• Proserpine: I visit Virvirna at the Brimstone vats and chat with her~
• Natalia: Take a nice hot bath : D
• Aiko Wanashima: Help Yodai cook.
• Nathan Harker: Shooting range.
• Ark: I build simple handguns or design something mindless and easy to loose myself in.
• Axinthe: I take long walks on the beach. HUURRR WUT.
17. What is your job?
• Lixel: Until recent, to help master achieve what's more or less world domination. : D
• Proserpine: To make sure demons stay in line and the damned get punished. Basically to help run Hell.
• Natalia : Courtesan.
• Aiko Wanashima: Reaper o'course!
• Nathan Harker: Assassin for the big man.
• Ark: The Cheshire cat of Marionettes, and weapons specialist. What a doctor knows about the human body, I know about guns, knives, missiles, ammo, swords, stun guns, and anything else that causes bodily harm. I can build you an AK-40 while I sleep; makeshift a rocketlauncher with a PVC pipe, a battery, hairspray, and a spark; design an entirely new gun in 30 minutes, and fix a broken one in 10. Yeah, I'm kind of good at what I do. ;D
• Axinthe: Organization member. = D
20. Do you like pancakes?
• Lixel: Er...No.
• Proserpine: What are pancakes? >___>
• Natalia : Never heard of em. Are they some kind of meat?
• Aiko Wanashima: YES<3 But I like waffles better. With strawberries. and whipped cream. =w=
• Nathan Harker: Do you like gun barrels smashed down your tonsils?
• Ark: Too heavy for me. D :
• Axinthe: Not particularly~
24. Your biggest fear?
• Lixel: Becoming like daddy dearest and fading. Oh jeeze...-shiver-
• Proserpine: We do not feel fear, we create it silly.
• Natalia : Going back to the old life before Maria came in.
• Aiko Wanashima: Loud noises and being unloved.
• Nathan Harker: Being caught by surprise.
• Ark: A rejected gun design. ;w;
• Axinthe: Not serving to the best of my abilities. Lady Elli's death. O-oh my.
25. Your life goal?
• Lixel: Freeing myself from the master. After that though....I'm not exactly sure. >__> Maybe live in the mountains?
• Proserpine: Don't have one. When you have forever, there's not much pressure to work foward to something.
• Natalia : None so far. Just living day to day~
• Aiko Wanashima: To chill out, yeah? =w=
• Nathan Harker: Being caught by surprise.
• Ark: To build the perfect weapon. Something sleek, undetectable, accurate, and most of all: deadly. It will be my life's work.
• Axinthe: To get back our hearts I guess?
25. What does your name mean?
• Lixel: N/A
• Proserpine: "Princess of the deceased"
• Natalia: Night lily or blossom.
• Aiko Wanashima: Child of Love~
• Nathan Harker: N/A
• Ark: N/A
• Axinthe: N/A
26. Got any family?
• Lixel: The Neo organization was my family. Now? Not so much. Envy and Axel were my 'fathers', but I've only ever met Axel.
• Proserpine: My father Lucifer, My mother Persephone; and more siblings than I can count on my fingers. Malapahs, Cypherous, Devithan, Virvina, Adramelech, Eurynome (or 'Sebastian' ) , Melicath, the list goes on and on. A list of my half siblings along could circle earth 3 times over.
• Natalia : Both parents dead of the plauge before I could remember, unfortunately.
• Aiko Wanashima: A mommy and a daddy. I've got issues with them so let's get off the subject, please.
• Nathan Harker: Not that I know of.
• Ark: Oh yes. Don't see them much because of my work though. Both parents and a little sister.
• Axinthe: All dead at the slaughter of the chessboard kingdom, m'am.
27. Advice to others before you leave?
• Lixel: When attempting to escape from a cult-like society; make sure your best friend doesn't have A) a split personality which constantly switches to sadistic fuck on cruise control B) control of an element that could quite easily kick your ass C) a penchant for using forceful methods of persuasion D) a combination of all three.
• Proserpine: When you visit your nine thousand year old brother on earth and find him pleasuring a twelve year old boy with unmentionables....just....just walk away.
• Natalia : If you press two centimeters down the tip of your chin below the jaw, you can prevent your gag reflex from acting up when doing a special favor for a guy~
• Aiko Wanashima: If you kiss ass to Uzuki, you will live to see tomorrow.
• Nathan Harker: Bleach doesn't take out bloodstains. Fire does.
• Ark: If you can't scramble a brain / sever a vein or your spinal chord with it, it's useless.
• Axinthe: If you see a large black mutt with three mouths and six sets of teeth; get the fuck out of there.
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